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Why do you have more than one mother? And why do they each have multiple mothers, and they as well?
Maybe lesbianism runs in the family somehow.
Or maybe your grammar just sucks.
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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can i put my balls in your jaws

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny
by cock licker900069 August 25, 2021
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how to have intense sex with your fbi agent

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R
I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.
by God 2 by shaggy May 6, 2019
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scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.
by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020
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Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.
Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP
by Zainorulesfifa November 11, 2018
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Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011
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