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lick lick lick my balls

by papyrusundertale August 25, 2017
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Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box
Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again
by anonymous December 29, 2020
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oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.
I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants
by tt February 15, 2003
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since the pigs ate my brother

"Wow...Roy Bundy! Geez, I haven't seen that feller since the pigs ate my brother!"
by Part Walker April 15, 2008
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Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
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Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
by Wayan October 27, 2007
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i cant feel my face

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face
by Laurence Blake December 30, 2006
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