baby man

The coolest nigga on discord,he gets all the bitches.

"im baby man."
"CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH!!?!?!?"
"CAN I GET A TASTE OF YOUR COCK??!?!"

by BABBY MAN October 30, 2020

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

cold city man

A sophisticated man who is smart and handsome, but doesn’t not respectful towards women.

That guy walking down the street in New York with a suit was a cold city man

by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018

Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Shivering Leg Man

A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.

I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 6, 2020

Man

the definition of a man/men is someone who does anything just because they can and receives anything just because they want it. A man can pursue anything in the work force and yet a women has to fight for a place in the company. A strong man is the most terrifying thing in the world. just knowing that if he wanted to he could kill you is enough to make me cry.

be careful out there ladies

be careful around that man.
cross the street when you see a man.

by anonymous women May 20, 2023