Double Dick Crosser

This is the opposite of a beard and is when a straight male acts gay around women to hang around them naked and then have sex with them

" Hey Jim, that gay dude is always getting invited to chicks sleepovers." " I bet he's a double dick crosser.. ."

by nerdy9 March 2, 2016

New dick January

After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's

I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December

by Ryan341 November 18, 2018

Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Big Dick Energy

Something conveying raw untamed power with no limits. Typically used in a humorous sense to refer to a strange situation

"Dude I saw a guy eat a completely whole watermelon without even slicing it. The absolute mad lad ate an entire watermelon"

Damn, that's some big dick energy right there

by SovietMario August 11, 2018

your dick's loose

a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.

Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.

Person B: Man, your dick's loose.

by Igz November 22, 2006

put your dick on

To cowboy-up, to man-up. To stop being a pussy and start acting like a man....with a dick

Bob: She's hot, but I'm afraid to talk to her.
Jaqrell: Put your dick on and talk to her.

by cjwray910 August 16, 2009

Nerds Rope Dick

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy

"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

by mynameismudd June 28, 2013