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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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You

by anonymous June 14, 2021
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YOU

You suck dounuts
by Damarys_Perez May 31, 2018
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Love You More

A phrase used by a Savannah to accurately describe her feelings towards Will.

The phrase is completely factual and commonly
MISTAKEN for the myth and urban legend a complete lie and mistaken refrence that it is in fact “will loves Savannah more”

A now commonly known silly mistake.
Love you more! “
“I am Savannah good luck
by Savanwill May 27, 2025
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Are you sure?

For when you gotta double check with someone about something, you use this word.
i.e when someone is really unsure and you want to be clear they chose something
i.e

mark: guess who's finally getting their powers?
omniman: are you sure?
mark: threw a trashbag, into space, at work.
omniman: are you sure?
by the are you sure guy March 31, 2025
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