Shit Me Up

(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.

1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.

by NAAAYRB May 25, 2016

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Tough Shit

Derogatory

Someone who “acts” tough but isn’t , a bully, a bad person being mean but thinks they are pretty cool. Possibly Australian origins.

That guy, what a ‘tough shit’
Yeah he’s a real “Tough Shit”

by Ralph Shitstorm March 18, 2019

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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

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Threw a wrench in his shit

fucking up sombody's plans to do somthing

John was going to go racing but i "threw a wrench in his shit" and poped his tiers

by The Dame Duck May 13, 2009

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Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

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Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

by perplexiglass December 25, 2009

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