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The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
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Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.
Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!
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Squishy Unicorn

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
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Unicorn

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.
"Me and brad are looking for a unicorn to spice things up!"
by Smartickles January 24, 2024
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Unicorn

Miami Artist whose passion is using the canvas to paint her world. Unique for her search for Justice, she magically campaigns for a better world even while being a keen student of history.
Only a unicorn could livestream and paint at the same time.
by Monarc September 12, 2023
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