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Wide Tongue

You must have a wide tongue, there's no such thing as left handed nails
by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 6, 2024
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Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.
I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master
by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024
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Scum tongue

The way the people of the lower class (commonly called "chavs") speak in the united kingdom, rather than the widely used "Queen's English".
Scum Tongue : "Aw maaaate, your shoes are well old innit. Come ere in them again an I'll bosh your head in aw rate.
by JustADudeChillin July 12, 2024
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Toe and Tongue Tango

The unique and intimate sex position involving two people. One person is giving a rim job from behind. The recipient is both touching themselves and giving their partner a foot-job.
Last night we attempted the toe and tongue tango and it was erotic.
by Juzzle July 27, 2024
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turbo tongue

Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue
by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024
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touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.
Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it
by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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