Sam Hollingsworth

Just an emo looking, gimpy dick called sam. Tends to waste space wherever he goes and is disliked by most. Avoid at all cost because his voice is so annoying it makes cats kill themselves and babies heads explode.

Sir Niggertron: I’m a black badass mofo and even i can’t handle how annoying sam hollingsworth is.

Optimus DickWeeb: I know bruh lick my toes to forget about that cunt.

Niggertron: Gotta catch em all transformers!

by Giganiga May 31, 2018

Sam Ellis

Assistant manager of Football League Championship side Leeds United , also notorious for being a ladies' man.

Look, it's Sam Ellis with another three housewives on his arms! The slag.

by Grant Mitchell February 01, 2006

Sam durkin

sam gurking pusy hole allways chats online but not in person he got beat up and is scaired of girls once a fat boy put him up against a wall
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums

bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow

sam gurkin is gay sam durkin

by segurk November 29, 2019

sam hanley

A very fucking hot bitch

A girl named sam hanley who lives in EP!

by Shawn M. Kelly August 20, 2008

sam findlay

a person who drinks like a gas tank and farts like a truck

"my my my shoulda seen her at the party last night, she was being such a sam findlay"

by larpinglemming April 10, 2010

sam pocs

someone who wants to never grow up and wants to be a Toys R' Us kid. He's crazy funny but he has braces so that's a deal braker. Oh Well... he's still cool

Guy: Did you see that guy with braces over there?
Other Guy: No
Guy: He's totally a Sam Pocs

by The Coolest Guy on Spooner St. November 30, 2010

Sam and cat

Two creeps that take care of ur children by buying them things to make them happy

Yo I’m just dropping my kids to Sam and cats

by Cheeto bot 123 December 07, 2019