salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.

Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.

by Bing_C March 3, 2016

Salty

A person who is super mad.

"man Sorley was super salty is class today!"

by Spideroh1 March 3, 2016

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Salty

When you kill someone in game or roast them they become angry for no reason.

*IcyFive kills Ninja*
Ninja : You emoted so u must be a stream sniper leave or i will ban you

Literally the internet : you salty

by NawFam November 13, 2018

Salty Playground

A bunch of bitter bitches that can’t get along on the playground (game)!

So much salt on the playground! What is your salt level? Find out on the Salty Playground.

by Salty Host November 26, 2018

SALTY

Mad; angry or easily fired up.

You're so salty

I'M NOT SALTY PETER

by MarkRuffaloIsMySon December 2, 2018

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018