Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.
Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”
Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty
Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”
Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty
Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
by iSkytec December 16, 2018
Get the three stroke jokemug. When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald
by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018
Get the three blind musketeersmug. (v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger
Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."
"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
by the_leif October 10, 2011
Get the three dollar showermug. When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.
Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."
by Truedat56343 August 1, 2016
Get the Three Day Rulemug. by devilonrollerskates July 29, 2008
Get the three pounds of pressuremug. Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.
by winston festus the third December 31, 2011
Get the three step protectionmug. when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome
by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011
Get the Three's Company Rulemug.