When someone you haven't spoken to in years sends you a friend request on Facebook, but doesn't bother to ever say "hello" or ask how you've been. When someone friend requests you on Facebook clearly only to increase their number of friends, and then there is no further contact.
"Man, this chick I went to high school with totally just did a drive by friending on me. She could at least say hi."
by Stop Drive By Friending January 22, 2009
Get the Drive By Friending mug.As described in Rachael Yamagata's song "Sidedish Friend". A friend who you don't want to always hang out with you, but you want them when you call them. Someone to have as a friend only when it's good for you.
I don't want to hang out with you all the time, okay? You're not my friend, you're just a sidedish friend.
by AdamBMusic December 9, 2008
Get the sidedish friend mug.Two really close good friends that hang out as if they were dating. People around call the two a couple because of they see the two flirt all the time. Yet, both individuals (hopefully both) know that they will never become anything more than merely best friends.
by beautifulhat78 October 18, 2007
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Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004
Get the conditional friend mug.A friend who you can lose contact with for months, or even years on end, but as soon as you see them again, it's like nothing has ever changed, and there's no awkwardness.
I hadn't seen Tom in years, but as soon as we met for coffee, it was like nothing had changed; he's such a good suspend-a-friend!
by tomsfriend October 12, 2009
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The world's worst three words that a girl never wants to hear when they are in love so deeply with someone
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