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Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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Ollie Smith

An ant is similar to Ollie smith .
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darrel smith

I wish i was as cool as that darrel smith.
by Goovey Like a drive in movie December 13, 2017
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Al smith

The most dumbest person you'll ever meet and the freakiest guy in the sheets
Yo Al smith he's a different guy in the bed.
by 4890 unknown December 25, 2017
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gordon smith

Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
by big666cock666slayer666 April 24, 2018
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cliff smith

A man who is pecan brown and is prone to suffering in cold weather.
Cliff smith is out there looking like a gingerbread man with all them clothes on
by Youngmiller January 12, 2018
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cory michael smith

Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.
by giulsholfer April 1, 2017
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