sick pillow

a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)

daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”

mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear

by Terriaki July 25, 2022

Pillow God

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.

Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God

by SunkOne June 8, 2022

Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022