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Mama Kitty

The laziest cat you will ever meet. Does not like annoying children, kittens or loud noises. She likes to murder and decapitate baby bunnies in her spare time. And after, take a nice nap on your lap. She has given birth to over 30 kittens. She will remind you of your grandma. She is very bratty and cannot go to sleep without the fireplace on. Will only eat Fancy feast and only drink from her owners vas.
Mama Kitty just murdered another baby bunny!!!

Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
by Sorrynotsorrry625 November 24, 2019
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The Hello Kitty Massacre

Band from Oconomowoc Wisconsin (respectively) circa. 2015
Originally From The Ashes We Rise Anew the band started as metalcore but subtly shifted to a deathgrind sound (respectively) after the name change
This controversial band is mostly anonymous with only alias's and the lead singer (former Angel) Yung bR@T, who's instagram is already pushing 6k+ instagram followers. What makes this band so surprising is that they are all still in high school as of now and the members are believed to be no older than 18 with a growing fan base and extreme controversial lyrics and singing style.
"Yo did you go see " The Hello Kitty Massacre " last night"
"Yeah i can't believe how brutal the vocals were for how young they are"
by Arishaffir December 15, 2017
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cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
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kitty position

the sexual position one would use when the parter is penetrating the other partner from behind
“He had me in kitty position, girl.”
by Linaasas October 30, 2019
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Kitty litty

Kitty litty - adjective; typically used to describe an euphoric feeling referred to in the urban dictionary as “lit” but with enough emphasis to obtain sex from the female persuasion.
yo dawg this strip club is straight kitty litty my dude
by Jcher77 April 9, 2020
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Kitty Fu

1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.

2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.

3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.

4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.

5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"

"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."

"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
by Retched Fox June 29, 2019
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Kitty Curry

A friend group that consists of very sexy females that know how to have a grand old time. They are the hottest bitches alive and hate anyone who tries to stop that from happening.
The ugly girl thought she was pretty until she saw the girls that were part of kitty curry. Kitty curry is way hotter than anyone.
by IZZYBEE55 May 21, 2022
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