by Tom scan December 28, 2015
The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017
When you put a long rope of anal beads up ur ass. Then tie it to a fan and jump off the highest platform in your room.
by Hello Kitty Titties October 25, 2019
Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.
The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.
by Bryn Benn April 12, 2020
by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022
Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
by Jkjk806 August 04, 2021
to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".