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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
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Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025
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Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more
I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”
by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018
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"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
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san girlfriend

ateez san's gf is a beautiful (a bit stupid :D) girl from india named victoria kay. san loves her very much and they've been dating for a few months now.
ah victoria kay! yes that's ateez san girlfriend!
by haruroro October 28, 2020
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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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Girlfriend

Something my boyfriend wont have if he leaves me on open one more FUCKING time
Why dont you text her?
Him: i like rust
Shes your girlfriend tho:(
by Salty sock September 6, 2021
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