Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
A person, usually a female, under the age of 18, only posting selfies on social media. These selfies mostly include Snapchat filters, lighting, tongue biting, etc. Conclusion: They’re just children with high egos.
by Some sour lemon April 27, 2020
Using extreme tongue strength to pierce your partner. Side effects include: ending relationships, additional anus, and abnormal opening in the back of your skull.
I invited that girl Vanessa over after dinner and treated her to my famous tongue bashing. She hasn't called me back...
by Joeybadbitch February 19, 2017
the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."
Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.
by Rolly Layne February 02, 2007
by Who ordered the guac August 29, 2018
by mcdede February 26, 2014