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San Jose Water

New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite
Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water
by thatonedudemaloof June 12, 2018
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A Coder's Atelier For ManiaA Coder's Atelier For Mania Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Dance For A Little Change
A Coder's Atelier For ManiaA Coder's Atelier For Mania Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Dance For A Little Change
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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Jose Martin

Looks weird, acts weird.
Pleaser and mostly hard to read

May or may not a cunt.
by Dummu Lictifue March 7, 2022
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Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"
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Jose

Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
jose’s friend- “ u got a new gf?”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
by chickenwingchickeneing904 January 9, 2025
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