n. A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.
v. The act of performing the Dirty Turp
v. The act of performing the Dirty Turp
"I just learned how to do the Dirty Turp!"
"Go do the Dirty Turp with that girl right now. She'll be entranced by those moves."
"I just Dirty Turp'd with this girl one night and, to make a long story short, she's my wife now!"
"Go do the Dirty Turp with that girl right now. She'll be entranced by those moves."
"I just Dirty Turp'd with this girl one night and, to make a long story short, she's my wife now!"
by Mr. Hebrew July 20, 2013
by KarmaB February 14, 2019
When you piss in a ice cube tray, freeze it and grind it into your mouth with a cheese grater like parmesan.
by eekook January 18, 2021
Right before you cum you put your foot on her head with her head on a table and cum and you make her lick all the cum off the table and your foot
by Zipper malfunction 69 January 14, 2022
Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.
Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.
by Yeyeboe April 21, 2020
when you stick your penis in the exhaust pipe of your tractor and then ejaculate over your country ham biscuit.
by fartballs69 February 20, 2018
The act of going to the bathroom, one or two, neglecting to wash hands, and then shaking hands with another person.
by BallersB May 07, 2011