crack tattoo

tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.

that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

Sack Crack

The male version of cameltoe.

Yo dude did you see that girl's cameltoe??
Nah but that guys sack crack was pretty bad..

by ZenTai2484 August 6, 2017

Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.

I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.

by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008

cracking cards

credit card fraud

we cracking cards inda trap

by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013