El Taco

1.) a mispronunciation of "Al Quida"

2.) an evil piece of Mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all

1.) "There has been a lot of fear recently of El Tac...Al Quida."

2.) "OH NO! HERE COMES THE TACO! EAT IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!"

by DeWayne Mann May 20, 2003

Nigger Taco

When you burn a tortilla, yell "Fuck shit Bob Saget" and continue to use it to make a crappy-ass taco.

"Dafuq is this?"
"I made a Nigger Taco. Want one?"

by The Representative of The Nigs February 12, 2014

taco stand

A buttload of pussy all at once!!! plural

I ate a fucking taco stand last night!!!

by eminemthethug June 14, 2003

Bloody taco

A woman's vagina when she has that "time of the month."

Dude, I was gonna hit that but she had a bloody taco...

by Anita Dingdong March 22, 2009

taco bell

shit food

Man that food taste like its from taco bell.

by word master May 22, 2003

volcano taco

an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans by means of sexual contact, specifically pertaining to the female Vagina.

Stay away from that girl, she has a volcano taco.

by jeff avery January 20, 2008

sloppy taco

To take a shit in a girl's pussy, and then you eat her out.

That sloppy taco last night was messy as hell.

by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003