Taco Touchdown

A not-so-often used phrase which can mean multiple things:

1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.

2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.

3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.
1) JOHNNY: Man, school was a real f*cker today. I'm

gonna go do a taco touchdown.

JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!

2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*

JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!

3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*

EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!

JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...
by iDWiA739 September 23, 2011
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El Taco

1.) a mispronunciation of "Al Quida"

2.) an evil piece of Mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all
1.) "There has been a lot of fear recently of El Tac...Al Quida."

2.) "OH NO! HERE COMES THE TACO! EAT IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!"
by DeWayne Mann May 21, 2003
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taco stand

A buttload of pussy all at once!!! plural
I ate a fucking taco stand last night!!!
by eminemthethug June 15, 2003
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Nigger Taco

When you burn a tortilla, yell "Fuck shit Bob Saget" and continue to use it to make a crappy-ass taco.
"Dafuq is this?"
"I made a Nigger Taco. Want one?"
by The Representative of The Nigs February 12, 2014
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Bloody taco

A woman's vagina when she has that "time of the month."
Dude, I was gonna hit that but she had a bloody taco...
by Anita Dingdong November 07, 2008
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taco bell

Man that food taste like its from taco bell.
by word master May 22, 2003
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volcano taco

an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans by means of sexual contact, specifically pertaining to the female Vagina.
Stay away from that girl, she has a volcano taco.
by jeff avery January 20, 2008
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