The Spider

When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.

Brian Spidered Nancy yesterday and she was pretty mad. She left him because of The spider.

by Bellieve October 15, 2018

mhm spider eggs

Yummy spider egss so crunhy wow, yummy in my tummy!

Hey Timothy, did you eat your spider eggs? Yes mum, mhm spider eggs are delicious!

by lu:sen November 13, 2019

Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".

Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"

by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013

The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

by Angry spider April 12, 2017

Venom Dunkin on spiderman

Venom dunkin on spider-man is a tiktok meme where creators troll their friends into saying inaproppriate stuff.
End sentence is RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: What's the name of the russian leader?
Friend: Putin.
You: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH.*Venom Dunkin on spiderman image* RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by WordInventor12345 July 3, 2022

Clock Spider

A spider that's...well, the size of a clock. Who is everyone so scared of it?

dj gs68 took the Clock Spider, stuffed it into a jar, and launched the jar into space.

by dj gs68 June 22, 2003