thommy salami

the most perfect male appendage anyone has ever layed eyes on

did you see the thommy salami on that guy

by corncobcock August 22, 2025

Traumy salami

Traumy salami is really whether you believe it or not truly the ultimate blessing. An experience that hits you and at the peak of your disbelief a massive wave of feeling utter disbelief wash over you and you race to figure out what exactly just happened to you, what events lead you to this place of absolute defeat. One has to ask themselves how in the midst of such confusion the traumy salami engulfed and consumed your existence while every unspoken need and desire have been fulfilled. Leaving you with a sense of satisfaction and at peace. Leaving you exactly where you should be. You will walk away with an everlasting feeling of knowing you have been totally wrecked and dominated by a true savage. An unbelievable force of nature. Respect the traumy salami, say the name so that it may echo across the land and all may know whats coming.

They just got put to bed by Traumy salami. Rest in peace.

by Vertigo812 August 24, 2025

Booty Sale

A sale or transaction that is sanctioned by the Booty Gang Disciples, a neo-aryan street and prison gang with ties to and origins starting in Seattle, Washington. The gang mostly controls the criminal enterprises surrounding 12th & Jackson area and the greater Chinatown/ International District metropolitan area.

Nigga, we gotta press Corbin about them booty sales he was finna be making, on Booty Gang Disciples. Stand on that shit scrat ass nigga. We finna eighty eight his Niggerish Gambino ass.

by Niggalations 4:13 November 18, 2025

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011

eso lo sabemos

"We know that" in Spanish. To be used as a substitute for Captain Obvious.

Guy #1: "That cat has whiskers."
Guy #2: "Eso lo sabemos, Einstein."

by Mr. Gigglezz October 15, 2011

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014