Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.

Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.

by DurkDurkinson August 13, 2015

Reverse Canker

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards, so your knees touch the wall behind the toilet, and pushing excrement through the anus, so that it spills down the front of the bowl and stains it really badly.

John: For fuck's sake, Mark, I can't go into that toilet.
Mark: Why, John?
John: Some prick did a Reverse Canker in there...

by jack french November 08, 2006

reverse pyramid

When someone (such as your snifacunt other) stacks objects (such as books) with those that are smaller at the bottom, and those that are LARGER at the top -- creating an extremely UNSTABLE pile that is destined to come crashing down.

When Cindy cleans the house, she creates reverse pyramids here and there, and then is AMAZED each and every time they fall down! If the Ancient Egyptians would have built their pyramids thusly, they would not have needed thousands of years to become ruins!

by Johnny Reverse July 23, 2006

reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"

by psychosocialpseudonyms November 25, 2015

reverse eat

To insert directly into ones anus.

Why don't you go reverse eat a dick.

If you don't put your beer can where it goes, I'm going to make you reverse eat it.

by amy greenwalt January 23, 2007

reverse DUI

Covert way of referring to an IUD (intrauterine device), a highly effective form of birth control which is inserted in the woman's uterus and prevents pregnancy for up to 12 years.

Since Shelly got a reverse DUI, she has not spent a single moment worrying about unplanned pregnancy.

by Shelly's man May 15, 2010

reverse slavery

the day white ppl become slaves.the day where justice is served.

this is an example of reverse slavery:
black slave-master:pick the cotton whitey!
white slave:ok master,do u wanna bj afterwards
black slave-master:no u faggot

by E das me August 11, 2009