Retarded icecream

A retarded icecream is when someone is acting like a absolute melt
by Dorine June 17, 2018
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commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
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Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead
Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?
by pinkyandrexa March 03, 2011
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Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery
by G real boy doe November 04, 2021
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Retarded Wasteman

A person who believes they are above anyone else for listening to only grime music and has no other taste in music. They also try to act as hard as possible and similar too a true roadmen. Usually have extreme OCD and never reached puberty so they struggle to find friends and love so they use anime pillows and hentai too fill the void.
*kid blasts aitch calling all US rap gay*
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman
by #savehongkong2020 April 20, 2020
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Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.
Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.
by foxkat January 03, 2021
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Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof
Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded
by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022
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