purple strawberries

hey want some strawberries?
yea sure
*gives strawberries*
ummm THERE PURPLE STRAWBERRIES

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Purple headed people puker

A penis with a slightly purple tip.

"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"

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A nickname for your man who turns you on easily

"Oh gawd Alice, he's my yummy purple dinosaur, he always know how to make me wet"

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A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

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Very yummy.

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When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

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