Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.
"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 17, 2005
by Anthony1894 December 24, 2016
A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.
by djmoosenuts August 24, 2011
Damn that kid is still on the milk train (child is still breastfeeding)
Ride the milk train. (fuck a lactating woman)
Ride the milk train. (fuck a lactating woman)
by Twisted Fixtures June 29, 2007
by Suga Bear April 25, 2007
When a woman is full of cum and continues to partake in sex, all of that shacking and mixing equals a milk shake
by Gypsy-Jip-C May 21, 2010
by Elements340 November 30, 2016