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Ironic Insecurity

To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.
An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -

Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.

Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.

Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.
by Suburban Definer February 28, 2024
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Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.
“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”
by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024
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Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory

A game where you enjoy every single second. New Zealand is a gift to the Allies. Without New Zealand the allies would've lost WW2. New Zealand for life
Unite, and fight back with Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory
by Zark M March 15, 2024
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Iron man

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20
by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022
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Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022
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Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright
Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!
by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
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Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.
"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."
by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022
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