The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecating it as feces.
by Euroboy June 21, 2005
by Macy321 December 10, 2017
When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.
All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!
by Rifle May 20, 2008
by kyleigh G. November 19, 2006
I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.
by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010
A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
by Dr. Knob January 02, 2009
John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009