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Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
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jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting
man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady
by Matt.rac May 7, 2018
mugGet the jonny testmug.

test

*test* test
test
by hellothereohio January 24, 2023
mugGet the testmug.

test

word used to test some feature like urban dictionary
i will write 'test' let's see how far it will take me
by goodest goyo of them all June 24, 2018
mugGet the testmug.

Random test

This is just an experiment to see if urban dictionary actually reads the shit that others write and whether it’s a bot or not.
“Yo, urban dictionary said they would publish my word”
“Really, me too”
“We had the same word and definition....”
“Is this some kind of random test?”
by blinders March 31, 2020
mugGet the Random testmug.

phallus and testes

come and visit my phallus and testes
by nylonthingy March 25, 2024
mugGet the phallus and testesmug.

Covid Test

When A Male Sticks His Penis into the females Mouth then sticks it into her nose
by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021
mugGet the Covid Testmug.

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