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v-tard

General officer (usually USAFNG) that doesn't follow the advice of his trusted staff officers, violates ethics laws, and subsequently gets himself fired.
Did you see what that V-tard did today?
mugGet the v-tardmug.

Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.
Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.
by The Game, You Lost It March 1, 2010
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Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge
"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard
by grzly December 23, 2009
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fag-tard

dezmond is being such a fag-tard!!! i hate that fag-tard!!
by livelifeunknown June 8, 2010
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CL-tard

A person who posts their item for sale on Craigslist that thinks their item is more valuable than anyone else’s item due to some irrelevant reason such as; low mileage, added accoutrements, customization, personal attachment, or general lack of understanding of current market value.
Dude, check out what this CL-tard wants for his motorcycle. It's WAY over-priced.
by cycledick September 14, 2012
mugGet the CL-tardmug.

Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.
Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.
by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011
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e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.
Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.
by lil miss May 19, 2006
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