facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009

facebook poke

when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.

Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.

by marigoldini February 20, 2011

Facebook Material

Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.

"That picture is totally Facebook material."

"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."

by Redimade May 11, 2009

facebook potato

When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.

similar to a couch potato

Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while

Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.

Marshall: that thing is ruining your life

Karen: Its getting really close lol

by urban outkast August 12, 2009

Facebook burn

When someone you have a fight with/break up with blocks and unfriends you on facebook

Mike: Dude I looked up my ex on facebook and she unfriended me and blocked me..
Steve: Mike you got facebook burned

by lalalalalalalalalloveyou May 26, 2011

Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

by Salazard May 19, 2009

Facebook Ninja

One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.

Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!

Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010