A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
Get the Ruby Log Jam mug.The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
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Get the Lady log mug.When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021
Get the Porcelain Log Jammer mug.A weeb(not really tho) who read the entire demon slayer manga in a week or two. He simps for Shinobu like a plebb. He also appreciates big anime tiddies.
Log: Bruh I just finished the manga
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•
by Bread but original September 4, 2021
Get the Log mug.Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.
Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"
Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)
Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing
Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)
Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing
Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
by Logvictim June 19, 2021
Get the Log mug.Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping
by Cucf June 29, 2021
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