Butt Log

A brown sticks that is produced from 2 meat balloons

yes it butt log

by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 4, 2021

Log

Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.

Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.

by Logvictim June 19, 2021

Soggy log roll

Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping

U got soggy log rolled ahah

by Cucf June 29, 2021

Log

My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022

log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.

There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.

by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022