1-Line Wednesday
1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.
One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.
One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. Nothing obscene and no profanity.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.
FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...
(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.
AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?
Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..
Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.
FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...
(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.
AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?
Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..
Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
by iPwn™ November 16, 2016
Get the 1-Line Wednesdaymug. by BigManGeorge May 7, 2018
Get the hit a girl’s linemug. The midpoint line on the Tate scale which separates flirting with homosexuality from actual, gay sexual contact.
The Tate Scale, named after Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, is a logarithmic scale from 0-1 which measures the gradient of homosexuality in a person or activity.
Any measurement on the Tate Scale approaching 0.5 is, definitionally, the Thin Gay Line.
The Tate Scale, named after Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, is a logarithmic scale from 0-1 which measures the gradient of homosexuality in a person or activity.
Any measurement on the Tate Scale approaching 0.5 is, definitionally, the Thin Gay Line.
"My friend wanted me to go rollerblading with him on the beach, but that's just too close to the thin gay line for me."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
Get the thin gay linemug. The level of guy at which you would date only if they romanced you with vigorous determination. Below the Mohamed Mohamed line are guys you would never date. Above the line are guys you would ignore progressively more red flags for.
Person 1: “do you think that guy over there is cute?”
Person 2: “nah he’s below my Mohamed Mohamed line”
Person 2: “nah he’s below my Mohamed Mohamed line”
by Rinara Batista May 31, 2021
Get the Mohamed Mohamed linemug. The moment one of your best friends decides to reveal a personal sexual preference while trying to fill an awkward silence.
Passing Memorial Park Cemetery
"Hey, we're passing my grandfathers grave."
"I like to be tea bagged..."
"Dude... You approached the line, crossed it, and didn't look back."
Memorial Line Cross
"Hey, we're passing my grandfathers grave."
"I like to be tea bagged..."
"Dude... You approached the line, crossed it, and didn't look back."
Memorial Line Cross
by Zanbraha September 27, 2011
Get the Memorial Line Crossmug. The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)
1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
by Ramzhal April 14, 2008
Get the squiggly line rulemug. A tool used in the British Parliamentry system to undermine democracy.
The term refers to to party 'enforcers' or whips underlining an item on parliamentry order papers three times as an order for all MP's to tow the party line on that vote even if the party line goes against their own beliefs and the wishes of their electorate.
see also Withdrawing the whip
The term refers to to party 'enforcers' or whips underlining an item on parliamentry order papers three times as an order for all MP's to tow the party line on that vote even if the party line goes against their own beliefs and the wishes of their electorate.
see also Withdrawing the whip
by black flag June 5, 2004
Get the Three Line Whipmug.