Lake

A GUY WHO IS DATING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND WON'T LET THEM WATCH END GAME!!!! also a really dumb name.

OMG LAKE IS SUCH A DUMB NAME
lake is like a guy who wont let you watch end game

by Sharkboy21o9 January 29, 2022

Lake Chad

Very chaddy lake in Chad.

NONCHAD: Wanna swim in lake chad?
CHAD: Yes but I will have to unchad you first.

by oogaboogatimes February 12, 2022

Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.

Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.

by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021

trevor lake

a person who goes for his exs best friend and doesn’t care what she thinks. he likes girls that are really hot and have a lot of friends

girl- i think we should break up
trevor lake- good i like your best friend

by cookies56 October 12, 2021

Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

Walled Lake High

Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.

Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.

Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?

Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world

by The_moon1 October 14, 2021

Lake Dallas Middle School

Cool high school with dog collar kids and kids who hiss. The concession stands are where kids ruin their lives.Oops.

She hissed at me she must go to lake Dallas middle school.

by fried oreos. October 18, 2021