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Johnny speedboat

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions
Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat
by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019
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Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.
Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.
by whitewolf91 April 19, 2021
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Johnny

Hey Johnny, buddy!
by microwavesGoMMMM September 17, 2020
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Johnny-come-quickly

Also: Johnny-come-early

The opposite of a Johnny-come-lately. A Johnny-come-quickly is someone who is very early to catch on to a trend or stand up to an established social convention, usually the the point where they will be mocked, ridiculed, and possibly even persecuted in their own lifetime. In the end, of course, they are often proven correct, as shown by the eventual acceptance and mainstreamization of their position by Johnnies-come-lately.

While Johnnies-come lately are socially adept enough to pick up on logical cues from the world around them and adapt with the times, Johnnies-come-quickly are guided less by such rational logic and more so by an overwhelming sense of conviction in the truth of their beliefs. A Johnny-come-quickly is by definition extremely courageous because they are taking a position that is extremely unpopular.

Some examples of Johnnies-come-quickly throughout history include the the first people to posit a heliocentric solar system, the first proponents of a round earth, the first people to question the authority of the Church and of religion in general, and the first to take progressive stances on the rights of women and LGBT people.
While he faced ridicule and failure in his own lifetime, Leonardo Da Vinci’s dreams of the seemingly impossible notion of flight were eventually borne out, thus ensuring his pioneering legacy as a true Johnny-come-quickly
by Alex-2598 November 24, 2020
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Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)
“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”
by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
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Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..
Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.
by Johnny useless July 6, 2018
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Johnny Boy

Friend: “My guy where did you go?”
The man: “I’m sitting on the Johnny Boy. Be out in 5.”
by Steamedriceboii March 7, 2023
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