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Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason
by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018
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Jason

A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.
Jason's there! I'm not going.
by tally69 November 14, 2022
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Jason

Ethan: Jason

Jason: yes my king

Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck

Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
by King of all kings November 27, 2018
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Jason tucker

That is what they call a Jason tucker! Lol
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Jason Judd

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.
Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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