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prom law

the law that condemns prom dates to have sex with eachother after the prom itself
"Hey are you and AJ dating?"
"No we're just going to prom."
"You're going to bangright? You know, because of prom law?"
by coombskid22 April 12, 2014
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cole's law

d=(h^3)/T
where:
d= deliciousness of food you will willingly eat.
h= your personal hunger level
T= your personal food tolerance level (a person with half -1/2- the tolerance level of a 'normal' person wouldn't eat beats, while some one with twice -2- the tolerance level would eat beats if he/she was hungry)
dude i just ate a huge steak and my hunger level is like -6.

does that mean you wont have some of this awesome cheese cake?

let me check cole's law... sweet dude the deliciousness level of that cheese cake is just enough for me to eat it, even though I'm stuffed. gimmie some o' dat!
by selective eater98 March 7, 2009
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Laws of Perspective

n. The laws that effect the dimension of echochrome.

1. Perspective traveling: change the perspective, and connect the path.
2. Perspective landing: the character will land on whatever appears to be below.
3. Perspective existence: you may not be able to see it, but there is a path.
4. Perspective absence: hide the obstruction, and it no longer exists.
5. Perspective jump: where you want to jump is up to you.
by Darkness1000 May 8, 2010
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Boyle's Law

In London England, people, for whatever reason, tend to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Everywhere else in the world, people generally walk on the same side of te sidewalk that they drive their car on. Maybe it's because they are so posh. Maybe it's because the Underground, or The Tube (lah-dee-dah!) helps to confuse people by telling them to stand on the right on the escalators while people overtake them on the left, but then in the walking tunnels and bike lanes tell them the opposite. Whatever it is, one London, L. Boyle, caught wind of this from a Canadian and invented a law:

Boyle's Law - walk on the same damn side of the sidewalk you drive on. Cut the shit or you're getting a shoulder.
You dumb bloke, you're walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk! Haven't you ever heard of fuckin' Boyle's Law??
by Yodobr February 21, 2017
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Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.
WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.
by Resistant January 6, 2021
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Dylan’s Law

Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.
“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”
by Tootsie354 February 18, 2019
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fletcher law

Is an average imigrant from Shropshire with an average size of 2 inches as a peni. And he’s Mexican
by Monkey man69 February 10, 2019
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