by themanTM September 21, 2023
If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
by Sumonethatisnice May 30, 2022
Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 01, 2022
When you take a Brad Pitt which leave skid marks and you place a single sheet of toilet paper on on the water to conceal the skiddies
I just took a massive shit and left the handbrake up. Had to frost the glass so the miso wouldn’t crack the shits.
by Jaymur September 08, 2021
A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.
by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017
by RandomnesssE January 06, 2025
Something smart asses where on there fat heads and 99% of the time people who wear glasses name starts with a, c, m or k
That nerd is wearing glasses
by Ads's best friend February 07, 2023