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history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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history hates lovers

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"
by GooberCyn March 2, 2025
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Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.
"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.
by laxer6 November 29, 2011
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History of Worldwide

Worldwide has been around for months as we know worldwide Was first originated on 21th of July 2022 by Sammy, and now worldwide is one of the most popular group chat *you know* worldwide got their participants from TikTok which 60% of the group came from and within a week Worldwide started growing... Worldwide first participant was Charles Martins which he is no longer in worldwide due to some reasons. Sammy got his inspiration of creating worldwide from another called "besties forever" am sure u guys didn't know all this we would go further next time
by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022
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chinas history

china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus
"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"
by cocunutnack October 12, 2020
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History of Worldwide

It's a shocker why no one has talked about OMA's disappearance... either no one knows about the reason yet or ppl show ignorance for some reason.. so let's talk about this... Days ago when Oma was just starting to get along with sammy. Oma's mum decided to search Oma's phone on that Sunday.. It was so bad for Oma. Oma's mum found out that Sammy had been talking about breast on the group. When Oma's mom saw this, she gave Sammy the life speech of all time using Oma's phone, she confronted sammy using the exact words 'at this age what do you know about breast' 'please do not dm this line again' 'unless you want to see me in your father's house'. It may seem that Oma's mom confronted Sammy only Although this may be true but unikely. Oma's mom had removed Oma from every Whatsapp Group including WORLDWIDE. This information is so classified that it would be posted on FEELERS 2 group chat and let me tell you this is just the beginning. Stay tuned for part 2 of Sammy's reaction
by Ebuksam February 19, 2023
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Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.
I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.
by missingyes February 4, 2010
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