goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Silly goose

Silly gooses are people who do silly shenanigans. When you see someone doing something silly you can say they are a silly goose

person 1: did you see how she fell?
person 2: yeah she is such a silly goose

by Bonkandtonk June 6, 2023

Goose

Derogatory term for someone acting flamboyantly gay

Look at the homo he is a total goose

by Thettuth October 8, 2021

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

silly goose

this is difficult to explain but if you get it- you’re good then

“yeah yeah, you silly goose you so silly 🗣”

by marie curie swag March 5, 2021

Goose-nips

When your cold and you you get goose bumps but bigger

I turned on my air conditioner and I got goose-nips

by Drumbeat May 25, 2022