fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.

I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.

by Aussie Philbo December 9, 2006

Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people”
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND

They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.

by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018

Fake Estate

It is like Real Estate, but fake. If someone tells you they'll give you real fake estate, don't trust them!

Me: Sorry, I don't do real estate, only fake estate.
Friend: You're stupid.

by ¤Cherry June 5, 2018

fake bitch

Opposite of a real nigga, phony, unreliable

Tyler won't raid with his friend Francesca because he's a fake bitch who'd rather have a virtual fuckin' bird than spend quality time with friends!

by phony ass twat July 24, 2017

Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.

Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them

by He broke her May 18, 2018

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.

I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.

by P.A. Mac June 10, 2010