national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

breakfast fuck

When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.

I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.

by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018

Breakfast

A Bad Heartbreak from an obvious city girl

Last Last E don Cast, Na everybody go chop breakfast!!

by Puzzo Gambino April 1, 2023

Breakfast

Something I don’t eat

Teacher: “did you eat a big breakfast today?”
Me: “No, because I had to come to this hell hole.”

by OrangesArentPeople March 8, 2021

Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor

Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad

by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022

Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

by Patient420 June 19, 2025