fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.

I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.

by Aussie Philbo December 9, 2006

Fake friend

People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.

Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right

by AshK123 September 23, 2016

fake fucking

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015

fake marry

to fake marry is when girls say they married each other. one girl acts as the husband and the other girl acts as the wife. they do not think it is lesbian in any way to say they are "married" to another girl.

just another stupid thing girls do.

Sarah: "OH Lauren. Will you marry me? I love you. "

Lauren: "Yes Sarah. I love you. I accept."
Sarah: "We will get married in a month from now."

Lauren: "My heart will be waiting for you until then."

(they fake marry a month later and admit to others that they're husband and wife.)

by nayvin93 February 20, 2011

fake ginger

A fake ginger is a person who's hair is either so light it's almost blonde or so dark it's almost brown and so cannot be classed as a true ginger.

Nathan's a fake ginger, his hair is "strawberry blonde".

by El3na June 28, 2017

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

Fake Estate

It is like Real Estate, but fake. If someone tells you they'll give you real fake estate, don't trust them!

Me: Sorry, I don't do real estate, only fake estate.
Friend: You're stupid.

by ¤Cherry June 5, 2018