foodplay

sexual intercourse, involving the use of food products:
Whipping Cream, grapeseed Oil, Chocolate Syrup, Banannas, Cucumbers, Etc.

for penetration and lubrication

resulting in a tasty, and delicious (and Nutritious!) sexual experience

My girl, Jane, and I, starting experimenting with Foodplay in the Bedroom.
Last night she got a footlong gourd stuck halfway up into her rectum (ouch!)

by mark_fisher November 14, 2013

put my foot down

to tell someone in a strong way that they must do something or that they must stop doing something. You can't just let him do what he wants, you'll have to put your foot down.

When Anna came home drunk one afternoon I decided it was time to put my foot down.

by tsvijay May 17, 2006

goofy foot

A term in skateboarding, surfing, and snowboarding for riding with your RIGHT foot forward, as opposed to the more common way (left foot forward).

dude, that kid's riding goofy foot
yea, cuz he's a BADASS

by ozziEE May 13, 2010

biological footprint

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

Get on the good foot

Southernism: to begin a task, pronto. To get moving, get crackin', get your ass in gear.

I'd better get on the good foot - I was supposed to be at work an hour ago!

by Brubear October 17, 2004

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

fool

1. A court jester
2. A clumsy or stupid person who is pitied by Mr.T

1. Bring me my fool, i am in need of entertainment.
2. Ah pity the fool who tries to mess with T.

by YoHansII January 21, 2004