redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

the fairy stare

When an obvious homosexual makes prolonged eye contact with you in a pub/club.

"this queer kept giving me the fairy stare- it was dead awks"

by jackdaw44 March 20, 2016

theatre fairy

A man, involved in plays and musicals. People are usually questionable on what his sexuallality is. Very feminine.

Girl 1: Is he gay
Girl 2: No, I would say a theatre fairy?

by Theatrical July 29, 2016

Toothy Fairy

A gay guy who will give you a toothy blowjob in exchange for crack/money

Man I just got my rocks off blowin’ my load into a Toothy Fairy

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 13, 2016