To eat crow means to humble yourself and admit that you were wrong about something. Eating crow is a colloquial idiom, used in some English-speaking countries, that means humiliation by admitting having been proven wrong after taking a strong position. The crow is a carrion-eater that is presumably repulsive to eat in the same way that being proven wrong might be emotionally hard to swallow. The exact origin of the idiom is unknown, but it probably began with an American story published around 1850 about a dim-witted New York farmer.
George caught Suzanne making shit up again; I fact checked her good and told her to "Eat Crow, Bitch..."
by Geo fence March 9, 2021
Get the Eat Crow mug.Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.
Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
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"Are you going hiking with Mark tomorrow?"
"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."
"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."
by Kyle Freeman June 19, 2008
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Guy: Why are you even listening to this crap? I can't make out a word of it.
Metalhead: That's because you never listen to it, and you obviously don't have the Metal Ear.
Guy: You're lying, I bet you don't even know what they're saying.
Metalhead: Get out of my car. Now.
Metalhead: That's because you never listen to it, and you obviously don't have the Metal Ear.
Guy: You're lying, I bet you don't even know what they're saying.
Metalhead: Get out of my car. Now.
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"George always Dutch Ovens me in the morning and I'm so tired of it, so this morning I retaliated with a meaty Norwegian Easybake, which was especially bad due to my pungent yeast infection."
by Norwegian Queefer May 7, 2012
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