doing a heff

Having a sulk and refusing to speak to anyone. Buggering off at the first sign of a row instead of sorting it out

"Your boyfriend is doing a Heff"

by Dubs November 10, 2004

dintherclaus

A guy that has a terrible income but doesn't spent it.

These women are looking for a dintherclaus to hook and keep them warm.

by Butje de Reus August 2, 2006

doing the crouch

used when someone is spotted dancing in a sharp and edgy manner on dancefloor, or when a need for celebration dance - think peter crouch (england footballer)

1. OMG, that guy over there is so doing the crouch!!

2. woo i passed my exams, come on everyone do the crouch!

by loustar August 12, 2006

Doing a Reg

To bungle a protest suicide in the presence of one's peers.

Dunc wept as Oli looked on, chuckling as the noose untied yet again.

"Stop doing a Reg you blithering dolt!" he yelled. "Tie it tighter!"

by Meconium44 January 14, 2008

doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

by Tom Reff December 12, 2007

Doing a grant

fat, lazy, doesn't do anything, gets other people to do his work

God, stop doing a grant!

by Abingdon April 23, 2008

Doing a Karl

To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.

"Man, that guy is totally doing a Karl, he's touching the barman up with his beefy hands."

by Vonatello April 6, 2008